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Post by basiun on Dec 18, 2008 20:11:36 GMT -5
*digs himself out of the ground* Note to self: Hell is not fun. What? Oh, right. Wishes. Um, yes. Sure. *snaps fingers* There's your dried meat. Go ahead, eat it. Yes... unfortunately, your stomach acids should be triggering the tracking device about... now. Prepare to be nuked.
Wait, I need to make a wish. Um, I wish for the most awesometacular computer in all of existence. But not smart, no. We all know how that would turn out...
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earlyrose
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 20, 2008 14:19:52 GMT -5
... Well, according to HHGTTG, Earth is the awesometacular computer, but if we're following HHGTTG, then it gets destroyed by Vogons, with you on it. Since you don't know Ford, you're pretty much nothing right now.
I wish I was a vampire!
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Post by LionHeart on Dec 23, 2008 19:45:50 GMT -5
*laughs after coming out of recovery from the priest fight* okay now that wish sounds familiar. congrats, your now a vampire but... just as your turned, the sun rises and burns your body into ashes. Now your an extra crispy vampire, have fun.
I wish....i can curve a bullet's trajectory >.> ((watch Wanted and then you'll know what i mean))
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Dec 24, 2008 17:19:22 GMT -5
~nods~ Fine... You can Curve a bullet, but just as you learn to your name comes up and you are shot to death on a roof top from miles away.
Now, lets see... hum.... I wish I could become a three tailed fox.
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 31, 2008 8:18:45 GMT -5
*Granted* You are now a three tailed fox. But you are discovered by some passing zoo-keepers who capture you and place you in their zoo and you spend you days being stared at by large crowds of people and cameras flashing at you all the time. Plus your cage is tiny. And the food is disgusting. And everyone thinks you're just adorable!
I wish.. all the Rps on the RP gang were real!
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Teers
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Post by Teers on Jan 12, 2009 15:39:47 GMT -5
Wish granted, however even though now rp's are real a god mod comes along and beats you endlessly, you can not avoid any of their blows due to them god modding, soon you are nearly a pulp and then enslaved by them with their mind, you can not break away and spend the rest of your life killing people you hold dear and are unable to do a thing but watch.
I wish... that I was a dragon that no one could catch.
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Post by Xero on Jan 13, 2009 9:53:43 GMT -5
~wags tails slowly~... Fine, done.... Your a dragon that no one could catch... However, doesn't mean that someone couldn't... Darth Pryo sends me out to capture you, and I do, because I'm an Uber Kawaii San-no- Kitsune! And thus you become my slave, and thus Darth Pryo's slave in turn.
I wish that I became Darth Kitsune, high apperentice to Darth Pryo.
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Teers
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Post by Teers on Jan 13, 2009 10:46:13 GMT -5
Wish granted, however though now you are Darth Kitsune apprentice of Darth Pyro he begins to suspect you are going to betray him and he accidently leaves the dragon pen open and I eat you.
I wish that no one, someone, nothing, something can not enslave me or kill me *while being a dragon* *so I am uncatchable and invincible*
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Post by Xero on Jan 13, 2009 12:00:21 GMT -5
~wags tails like mad~... Well, then, this should be fun.... granted. Now then, after you eat me, you get very very bad indegestion. So bad that your stomach goes boom... But your alive. And so am I... And with a simple thrust out of my hand you get lifted into the air, your air ways being closed by a force out side of your own. Suddenly you feel your neck give way, but your still alive. I let you go then go and hunt down Darth Pryo to complete my plans to repay him....
I wish that Darth Pryo was unaware of his inpending Doom by his apprentice.
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Teers
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Post by Teers on Jan 13, 2009 20:15:05 GMT -5
Granted, however though darth pyro is unknowing he has hired your mother to be his personal body guard. She senses your aproach and your mother apears right infront of you with a frying pan, she smashes you in the face and hauls you off to the dungouns without anyone knowing. Darth Pyro looks for you and doesn't find you, eventually he puts a death bounty on your head, 500 million to whoever kills you and brings back your head.
I wish that I was totally unbeatable, no one can catch me, no one can crush me or harm me in any way physically or mentally and I can regenerate. And that means no someones can do it eather, or anything/nothing also. Lets see what you do with that.
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Post by Dane on Jan 14, 2009 6:21:08 GMT -5
Easy, wish granted. You simply fade out of the world. You cannot be harmed, hurt psychically or mentally. You can't be captured, you just no longer exist, no longer important. Your not just not here whoever you are.
Wishes Darth Kitsune was back by his side loyally and would help him properly torture the masses.
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earlyrose
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Post by earlyrose on Jan 14, 2009 13:05:46 GMT -5
*Granted* Darth Kitsune is loyal, but that doesn't mean he can't accidentally harm you.. by accident, he distrubes a virus supposed to induce pain and torture the masses, but unfortunatly that makes them invincible and the masses return to take their revenge on Darth Pyro and bury him in ice in the north pole, with no-one there to hear him scream.. dun dun dun! (Darth Kitsune was apologetic for his accident).
I wish.. I was able to shapeshift into a fierce Chimeara that will destroy you all and in the absence of Darth Pyro, take over his job of world domination, and that I shall thoroughly enjoy.
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Post by Xero on Jan 24, 2009 20:09:25 GMT -5
~grins~ Granted... You are a fierce Chimeara, however you fall victim to the virus and become my loyal subject, Where you are forced to protect both Darth Pryo and Darth Kitsune form anything.
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earlyrose
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Post by earlyrose on Jan 25, 2009 7:13:24 GMT -5
Granted.. but you said form not from.. hehehe! And so you aren't protected by me from ..anything! And so, you aren't protected from me, and I take over again! Muahahaha!
I wish.. this wierd Darth Pyro and Darth Kitsune and Teer's Dragon and my Chimeara battle for world domination was over! For ever!
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Post by Xero on Jan 26, 2009 19:44:57 GMT -5
Granted, And Darth Pryo is the winner! So now we all must worship Darth Pryo.
My wish, lets see....
I wish I could "see" using Earthbending...
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