LionHeart
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Post by LionHeart on Dec 7, 2008 16:59:37 GMT -5
*coughs out a black cloud of soot and brushes off his coat* Well that was fun for a bit, till the tearing and fire part. Oh yeah *Claps once again* Wish granted, you're invincible. No one or nothing can kill you, but you forgot to mention not to be able to feel pain too so in the future the earth has exploded and it kills everyone but you. the explosion sends you hurtling into the sun and you remain on the sun, enduring a burning, torturous existence on the fiery star. Have Fun
I wish.... I was a shadow.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 7, 2008 19:18:21 GMT -5
Okay, you're turned into a shadow. Unfortunately you can only appear when there's a sun, and after you get turned into a shadow, the Earth is plunged into eternall darkness. There's no use in the word "shadow" anymore, because everything's black. Nobody sees you or notices you.
I wish I had a new biology textbook.
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earlyrose
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There is a thorn on every rose....but they're so pretty!
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 8, 2008 12:19:15 GMT -5
*Snaps fingers* Wish granted. Unfortunately it's so new it's from the future, which would seem exciting, but it's in a language that hasn't been invented yet so cannot be deciphered. Not much help.
I wish I was a feather.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 8, 2008 15:14:12 GMT -5
THAT'S an interesting wish. You got it!
You're a feather. Only you're a crow's feather. And somebody shoots the crow, mistaking it for pheasant. And eats it. A HUMAN SOOOULLL! And then he picks his teeth with you! THE HORROR!
I'm gonna go for something spectacular. I wish for Darth Pyro to be "pantsed" and for me to be able to post a picture of it up on the Internet for all to see. Probably on DA.
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Post by Dane on Dec 8, 2008 15:21:25 GMT -5
Wish granted!
However Darth Pyro does not wear pants, he wears armour with built in wedgie and pantsing proof protection.
So when the pantsing takes place, it activates the flamethrowers from behind, charbroiling Nick.
Also as per request, a picture of this was taken. So this picture of Nick bending down behind Darth Pyro being burned by a flamethrower and is posted on every website and forum in the world, it becomes a huge hit and you become the laughing stock of the world, teased by little kids, shamed by old people and acorns thrown at you by squirrels your force into a life of hermitism and sorrow and eventually kill yourself with many fail attempts imbetween.
(What, why is everyone looking at me like that?! He tried to mess with Darth Pyro, the evilest of the evil, the meanest of the mean. I mean he a damn Sith Lord for crying out loud! He's a Sith Lord of my character...)
I wish my apprentice would begin his dark work on the OTHER people of this world.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 8, 2008 15:44:21 GMT -5
I'm obviously dealing with a devious intelligence.
BUT SO AM I!
Congratulations. Your apprentice begins his dark work on the other people of the world. You find yourself becoming very, very proud. Too proud. Your pride blinds you to the danger that your apprentice presents and soon he rules over ALL of the Earth and forces you to test his doomsday devices. Your life is sadly taken in a "Crotchitizer" accident and whenever people hear the words "Darth Pyro" they think back to your messy and humiliating death and giggle uncontrollably.
I'm gonna wish for something you can't possibly make ridiculously evil because it's ALREADY evil and there's nothing you can to do surprise me! I wish to ride atop a flaming meteor down to Earth, into the ocean, to cause a tidal wave that will wipe New Jersey off the map! HA! Take THAT!
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earlyrose
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There is a thorn on every rose....but they're so pretty!
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 9, 2008 17:08:33 GMT -5
Granted.. but it wiped it off the map, not off existance, so now you just get a load of inaccurate maps, and a country that everyone gets lost in.
I wish I could star in a musical!
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Post by basiun on Dec 9, 2008 17:28:32 GMT -5
So it is written, so it shall be. You now assume the role of Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd, and get thrown into a furnace. Mwahaha!
I wish I could fly at supersonic speeds! Let's see the sun kill me in the future now!
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 9, 2008 19:16:57 GMT -5
Anything you want...you got it! Baaaayyybeeeee!
You can fly at supersonic speeds! You're whizzing along the interstate with rocket power at speeds of over 200 miles an hou-
SPLAT!
BA-BOOOOM!
Congratulations. You hit a gas truck and die a horrible, flaming death along with an innocent truck driver. After St. Peter flunks your ass down to Hell, you realize that supersonic speed will NOT keep the demons from chasing after you and that you're trapped. A THOUSAND EYES! SEALED FOREVER! EEEEEPAAAAA!
...get the film reference? Now...let's see...I wish...I know! Something simple. Twenty bucks. Now let's see who will make that interesting.
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LionHeart
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Post by LionHeart on Dec 9, 2008 22:37:15 GMT -5
It is done!! you have Twenty bucks. But when you go to spend it the cashier recognizes it as a fake and accuses you of making fake bills, so the F.B.I are called in and your arrested. They take you downtown and your put away for 8 to 15 years. well wasn't that fun, all that trouble for only twenty bucks, imagine what would happen with a hundred bucks.
i wish I took Darth Pyro's place and begin my own crazy reign of terror *cackles and disappears into a wall*
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Post by Dane on Dec 10, 2008 10:15:50 GMT -5
Wish granted! You now take Darth Pyro's place and now you are the one who suffered the "Crotchitizer" accident, aswell all the other mean wishes done to Darth Pyro on this thread and it's previous incarnation. Enjoy!
Meanwhile the real Darth Pyro goes off for more fun.
I wish monkeys could fly, nice and easy, not to mention plp can really go with anything here to make it evil.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 10, 2008 19:17:31 GMT -5
Darn you, Lionheart, the Crotchitizer one was good and...
No, darn YOU Pyro! You're smarter than I gave you credit for! So take this: Monkeys can fly...and they fly right out of your pants. Yes, YOUR pants. As in just like that scene from Bruce Almighty. They are anal-dwelling monkeys. You're traumatized by the whole thing as a HUGE flock of monkeys come flying out of your hiney. You lose your job, you lose the respect of your peers, and your only friends are now the monkeys, who all smell like ass. So you start to hang out with them. Finally somebody goes to do an interview with the "Crazy Ass Monkey Man" and they find you flinging feces at people's cars as they pass by, your monkeys hooting with each throw. After flinging a nasty wad at the reporter, you "ook" out your whole sob story and your pitiful life is revealed to all on "A&E" at 8 o'clock the next week.
...do you think that was too mean? I think that was a bit too mean. How's this for a wish? I wish to be a supervillain who's power is he can make anybody fall asleep. THAT will be interesting to see screwed up.
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Xero
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Post by Xero on Dec 11, 2008 14:36:46 GMT -5
Be Careful Nick.... Granted...
You are now a supervillian that can make anyone fall asleep, problem is you fall to your own power. You are the only one under your sleeping power and are trapped forever in sleep. Oh well.
Let us see... My new-est wish.... I wish.... to be able to fight the final boss of the internet.... and win...
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LionHeart
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Post by LionHeart on Dec 12, 2008 1:10:17 GMT -5
congratulations, you beat the final boss of the internet and won, your now the new boss, but sadly before you could begin your reign of fear or whatever you want. you get the crap beaten out of you by a shrimp sized blond haired person who wanted to beat the final boss. The player kills you and you are sent to the internet graveyard where you get repeatedly tortured by the internet Grim Reaper. ok, not making fun of anyone or anything but i wish i could see two Catholic priests fight to the death. If you heard Jeff Dunham then you should know where this wish came from
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Post by Dane on Dec 18, 2008 12:05:18 GMT -5
Wish granted! A boy is thrown in for the two priests to fight to the death over, however. the boy thrown in, is you! Enjoying being the prize for the beaten up priest who was the victor!
I wish for biltong! (Yes this is a mean wish, I know)
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