Xero
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The RPGang's Ronin for Hire
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Post by Xero on Nov 27, 2008 12:56:55 GMT -5
~grins~... sure why not, and now you have your tamed wolf. Thing is that it is Tame, not obedient, so you loose several fingers and become sub servant to it's new pack of neighborhood dogs.
I wish that Darth Pryo would return and take me in as an apprentice.
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Post by Dane on Nov 30, 2008 16:15:47 GMT -5
The lava begins to bubble in the volcano as suddenly a huge eruption bursts out and a dark figure steps out of the smoldering magma, Darth Pyro. Darth Pyro stood over Xero as shades glinted in the light of the magma. If wish to be my apprentice, you can start by cutting off your hand. I'm back. I wish I wasn't soo sick!
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Xero
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The RPGang's Ronin for Hire
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Post by Xero on Dec 1, 2008 11:02:30 GMT -5
~as my hand falls off, you feel better~... As you wish, mine master....
I wish Darth Pyro and I had no one to stand in our way!
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earlyrose
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There is a thorn on every rose....but they're so pretty!
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 1, 2008 13:53:02 GMT -5
And since nothing was in your way, you got lost because it all looked the same.
I wish.. it will snow this Christmas!
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Jinx
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The Monk
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Post by Jinx on Dec 3, 2008 8:31:29 GMT -5
And snow it does, and snows and snows and snows and snows and snows and snows and snows. Well guess we didn't need global warming and nuclear winter to kill us all.
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
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Post by Dane on Dec 3, 2008 8:53:33 GMT -5
Wish granted, Darth Pyro appears and orders his new apprentice to slice your legs off. Now you just need to get to the hospital before you bleed to death! Your welcome!
I wish the DSTV would work!
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Nick
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You can call me Captain. Captain Nick.
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Post by Nick on Dec 3, 2008 12:19:16 GMT -5
Alright, you got it. It starts working...and then, sadly, a communist takes it away. "Is being re-located" he says, walking off with it. Too bad. Sorry. I wish for...I know! A pencil that wouldn't break every time I put it in the friggin' easy-carry sharpener I bought. Something simple.
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Jinx
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The Monk
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Post by Jinx on Dec 4, 2008 1:14:52 GMT -5
And it does happily keep its nice sharp tip! But sadly when you put the pencil into yer pant pocket it instantly stabs you in the leg and now you have lead poisoning. HORAY!!!
I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule. You know sleep at night, active during the afternoon and mornings.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 4, 2008 17:02:06 GMT -5
So it is written, so shall it be done! You get a normal sleeping schedule...but you're struck with terrible nightmares about very large stuffed hamsters that harm you in ways unspeakable and thus you get little, if any, sleep...furthermore, you start to wet the bed after the first few nights and stink up your room. Sorry.
I wish for...I know, some more memory for my video Ipod. I need to go from 30G to 80.
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LionHeart
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Death lies beyond this portal, Take the word of one Immortal
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Post by LionHeart on Dec 4, 2008 18:54:45 GMT -5
*Appears out of nowhere and claps once* Wish Granted! You eventually get more memory for your Ipod but sadly, It somehow gets a mind of its own and starts a Nuclear Holocaust by hacking the Pentagon's missile grid as you download music onto it, also you get blamed for it. Congratulations, Your now at the top of the F.B.I's Most Wanted list, Have fun being hunted down as the world's greatest terrorist.
I wish...to be a vampire?
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Jinx
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Post by Jinx on Dec 5, 2008 2:42:50 GMT -5
Congrats! Yer a vampire! But unfortunatly you happen to be upon sacred werewolf territory and the werewolves come and destroy you by tearing you to bits and tossing you into a fire. Heck they are the only thing that can kill a vampire besides another vampire. ^^
I wish I was friends with my roommates cats.
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 5, 2008 9:03:52 GMT -5
(Nods head) Done! You're now friends with your roommate's cats...because you ARE a cat! Unfortunately your roommate decides to adopt you and before you know it, your balls are left with his family's vet.
Yes...yes I'm kinda twisted. But I know my stuff, don't I?
Let's go for something REALLY wild. I wish to be chased around by a hundred naked women with huge, floppy breasts.
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earlyrose
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There is a thorn on every rose....but they're so pretty!
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Post by earlyrose on Dec 7, 2008 8:15:33 GMT -5
Wish granted.. but they are invisible, so you just feel like alot of people are chasing you, and everyone thinks you're mad when you keep looking over your shoulder, so you are locked away in a mental asylum.
I wish my homework could be done for me!
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Nick
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Post by Nick on Dec 7, 2008 12:59:59 GMT -5
Congrats! I do your homework! Only it's math homework and I SUCK at math homework so I bomb it for you. Sorry.
I wish, I wish I was a fish!
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Post by basiun on Dec 7, 2008 16:47:51 GMT -5
Horray! You are now a fishy! You live happily ever after, as long as you can put up with an aquarium that is far too small for you, and being unable to shield our eyes from the flash of the cameras taking pictures of the only fish of its kind, and the incessant tapping on the glass. Yay!
I wish I were invincible!
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