Granted wishes gone horribly wrong...

[_midnight_]

((Muramasa, why bring darth pyro back D= ))

Granted! but as soon as you take hold if it, it starts beeping, and a timer appears on the side, with a bright number 2 at the end of a row zero's. Two... oh, two seconds. RUUUUUUUUUUNNN *boom*

I wish i were darth-pyro proof.

[Dane]

Granted, Darth Pyro can no longer touch you. Unfortunately the bomb he planted on your back. Thats a differen't story. Hey who do you think put the bomb in the mop...


I wish a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it want to chuck.

[Xero]

*nods*... Mote Be... And you are a woodchuck.... thing is that woodchucks don't chuck wood, so neither can you. Sorry Darth Pryo.

I wish that.... I had a banana split made by the sweedish chief.

[Destinys_Charm]

*Dust self off from the exploding mop.* Just my luck . . . *Cough, cough.* By the way, your wish is granted. A Swedish chief makes you a banana split, unfortunately when you take a bite and try to compliment him . . . Well something gets lost in translation and the Swedish chief thinks you have insulted him! So instead of finishing your treat, you get it thrown in your face and the bowl it was sitting in broken on the top of your head.
He has a nasty temper.

I wish it was Christmas again.

[Dane]

Granted, only thing is you don't remember it Christmas again. Its exactly like what happened on Christmas and all the same stuff happens until January 5 where you make the wish again for it to be Christmas. Well done, you got yourself trapped on one dem time loops! *Shakes finger*


I wish they'd stop pointing.

[Destinys_Charm]

Wish granted! *Cheers* They stop pointing at you, though after dropping the pointing habit they've picked up a . . . Much meaner finger gesture. How rude!

I wish they were no more bombs, so people will stop blowing people up. *cough,cough* Mainly Pyro. *cough,cough.*

[Xero]

*wipes the Banana split off of his face*.... Great, No bombs, Granted. An now there is no "bombs".... only low grade explosives. So, in stead of a bomb now being on your back there is several pieces of M80 explosives. Just your luck.

I wish that World Of Warcraft (WoW) never existed, nor any other crack-like MMO.

[_midnight_]

Granted! Now all those people suddenly get a life. They are now bored and decide to enjoy themselves with girlfriend/boyfriend.
Suddenly, the world population seems to go from 6 billion to 8 billion, overpopulating the earth. Whoops.


I wish george W bush would get some decent brains.... (as if. hahahah)

[Dane]

Granted, he get some decent brains.....suddenly a giant black hole opens up in the sky and begin sucking in the universe. Well done, you made a flipping paradox by giving a moron with no brains. Well done.

(I know its only suppose to be one, but this second one just has to be put down aswell. So forgive me for it.)

Granted, he not got some decent brains. Hes keeping them in his basement, hes gotten some decent brains from women, men, a few layers and even some of his friends, it was relatively easy for him to cut them out of the head. He's got lots of decent brains and he is out to get more.


I wish and pray to g-d that that evil *%$^! Jacob Zuma wouldn't come to power!

[_midnight_]

Granted! now south africa takes George W Bush to give all the power to. Aren't you happy now? Oh ! oh ! lets declare a war with iran! wheee!
*sigh*

I wish my teachers were nicer...

[Dane]

(Trust me, that would be better....)

Wish granted, your teachers are now so much nicer. You get to sit in class all day, never get homework and have fun doing nothing. However, then you get to university and the proffessors aren't the same and since you haven't learnt anything for the past few years you fail miserably and become a street beggar, hey at least ya had fun in school!

I wish holidays lasted longer....

[earlyrose]

*Granted* Holidays are longer, but everytime theres a holiday there is awful weather, and your internet connection goes down... until you are wishing it was school and you weren't so bored!

I wish I could stop myself living on my computer.

[Dane]

Wish granted.

You now live infront of your t.v. Your eyes still go square, but now without your fingers at least moving moss starts growing all over you. Yuck!


I wish I didn't have to write my last exam and could still pass.

[basiun]

*Snaps fingers* Granted. In fact, you did so well, that you are taken to a secret underground research facility, where you are forced to spend all of your time developing artificial intelligence. Well, you do, but it ends up killing you and taking over the world.

I wish I had an infinite supply of cookies!

[Teers]

Wish granted, now you have a never ending supply of cookies, however now instead of being slightly round you are huge, and can not move, not even lift a hand to play videogames.

I wish that I had a tamed wolf for a pet.